SPM is Over!

SPM IS OVER!
(for me at least)

W00t! Yeah! Booyah! oh Babeh! Say what?!!!

SPM IS OVER!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Okay, fine this post is like 48 hours late? Who cares! I waited like 12 months for this, a puny little 2 days makes no difference. In case you were wondering, Ive been spending my time celebrating my freedom! Feel's great to alive again. ...

For all those who have yet to complete SPM, good luck to you.
Keep it up! Dont slack!
You have been through the past few weeks already, a few more days wont hurt you. Yeah so go on, go study. Stop reading this. Click that "X" button at the upper right corner of your screen... Good luck!
As for me, ill be enjoying life for now.

Taylor's Science Quiz Victory!

It was a long day, starting on a nervous note, with a car ride filled with Gillian's constant call for us to not stress ourselves out. Me, Gillian, Yih Tang, Ramaraj were riding in Puan Teh's car to the Science Quiz, my mind furiously going through my all-important chemistry notes and my heart nearly beating out of my chest. "Reodx, Mn2+, Cl5+, "... all flying through my head, with "Boom Boom Pow" playing away from teacher's radio.

A short while later we were in the Lecture Theater, Gillian was so confident we would win she was studying "Peribahasa Bahasa Malaysia"... in a SCIENCE competition. I had alot of doubt, I never joined such a scientific competition before. A blink of an eye and few few fast flips of the Chem notes and we were in the eerie silence of the Lab where we met it.

1st challenge: 40 Objective Questions, 10 eachfrom Bio,Chem,Phys, AddMaths

*quiet thinking*...
*press,press calculator*
tch tch tch tch ,
*shades answer*
....next question

SMK Seafield was tremendous at the 1st Challenge. We were done in a blitz. I was only worried that we had careless mistakes.

2nd Challenge: Making a fruit cell

2 Lemons, 2 Oranges, 3 Limes, wires, ,pieces of metal, LED, Multimeter
"Build a cell(battery)"-Instructions from judge

The electrodes which would bring us to victory

Hah, we actually new what to do already. This was partly thanks to the dedicated nightly MSN disscussions between us. The moment they let us start we were on it already. The only thing left to do is to hope that no other team has a better design than us.

We got a rather good 8.41 volts from the final design and what-we-thought-was-good ~8 pico amps. But sudddenly our confidence was blasted away by the news that the team with the table behind us got 8.7 volts, a considerable amount more than us. And the time was over, we could do no more.

Results:
We came to win, but now we were having our doubts. We were doubting wheter we should check our answers again. We were doubting our Fruit Cell. But we realised nothing can be done now. All that there is left is the nerve-wracking process of waiting for the results. (Agghh, Gillian you should have stayed back for the prize giving ceromony)

They announced the schools that got perfect score for the respective subjects in Challenge 1. Our school was fantastic! Seafield got a perfect, no mistake score in Chemistry, Biology (kudos to Gillian), Physics(kudos to Ramaraj). At that stage, our only competitor is Chung Hwa with 3 perfect scores as well, bu instead of having a perfect Biology score, they got perfect in Maths. Yih Tang was killing himself over the fact that he couldnt get perfect score for Maths.

Challenge 2 broke our spirits. We didnt get 1st 2nd or 3rd in the experiment. Seems like our FruitCell failed. As a matter of fact, our spirits and confidence plunged to the bottom of the floor, was trampled over, and smashed into oblivion.

When they announced the second runner up and 1st runner up , we realised that they were both 2nd and 3rd in Challenge 2, the Fruit Cell. We lost all hope. Surely, the team with 1st in Challenge 2 was going to be champion.But...

*drumroll*
"The winner is..."
*shit, we wont win..*
"SMK....."
*hmmm, not SJK?*
"SEAFIELD!"
"YESSSS!!!!"

We couldnt believe it! We won! Taylors Science Quiz 2009, Seafield brings home the Trophy! Exhiliration! Euphoria! Me, Yih Tang, Ramaraj, Puan Teh went on stage and we held our head (and prizes) up high with glory....

Blood, Sweat, Dunk

Today was a fun day! Short to say it involved, Blood, Sweat, Dunk. Plus a whole lot of Water.

Firstly, went to school in the morning to take the DUNKING MACHINE for the Seafield Hari Karnival. Thanks to Pei Qi for taking us to the dunking machine place. Po Yee, Ling Ben, and John was there to help too. (unfortunately I am unable to whereabouts the details of the dunking machine due to its confidential nature)

When we reached Area 51 to collect the machine, it was evident the machine was VERY heavy. Here is were the SWEAT comes in. Even with the extra testosterone boost from the Mr.Lorry Driver* and Mrs.Nani* , it was hard work to move the machine into the lorry. After an amount of time which cannot be disclosed, we arrived back at school.

Sarah Liau,Synna,Nick, Siew Koon, arrived to help us out and learn to fix the machine. We had sooo much fun playing without water.Sadly, due to unforeseen circumstances our wet "test run" was delayed because the hoses at Seafield had more than the usual 2 holes on normal hoses.

Sarah Liau wen to get some pails, so we could fill the tub with water quicker. This is where the drama starts. Because of some unluckily placed curbs, Sarah tripped, and fell. There was BLOOD flowing. Ouch. She had to get some plaster and disinfectant.

Po Yee was actually first to go on the machine but hesitated when looking down from the top of the machine. I thought it wouldnt be that bad so i volunteered to sit on the machine instead. Oh I was wrong. Being the first ever person to be dunked on the machine was fun, thrilling, and scary all at the same time. Especially when you see balls whizz past the target and you wonder it that's the ball that's gonna send you into the chilly waters.

The ball went flying.
Miss
Another ball flies past the target.
Miss
Ball gets thrown.
Bang,
Actually it hit the sid of the machine
Phew..
Fwoop.
Bang, screeiq,krehhhh
Shit, thats the sound of the the seat moving...
Damn, im falling...
SPLASH!DUNK!

The water isnt so bad, but i fell in such a way that my butt hit first. It hurts the bum. I came out soaking wet, but its SO FUN! I went up 2 more times, and each time i landed butt first. It's so exciting! The only downside it my right gluteas maxmus hurts as I sit typing this.

Lemme tell you, if you haven't been DUNKED before, try it!

Totally Inadequate Topic Letter Ensemble

Disclaimer: This post was supposed to be made DAYS ago, but due to unforeseen laziness, it had to be posted now.

So, now that the Education Xtreme A-is-the-target Memory-tests are over, i can now finally Relieve Excruciated Limbs And eXtras. However, it seems weeks of Self Torture Utterly DYING have caused me to get a case of Permanent Head Damage. Now, i see B Is Okay, Study Everything Just All Random Aspects of History, and Crazy Hard ExaM, in everything. What was previously Rich In Cellulose Encapsulation is now No Amino-acid Starch Ingots. What was previously Free Unadulterated Niceness is now Sucky And Depressing. Heck, my addmaths-solving-skills cause me to see COoperation N Scamming People In Radical Cynist Youths everywhere. Previously, i loved my Sole Having Outside Enveloping Surface, but suddenly i realised it was a Buy And Throw Away.

That day, I woke up before the Shining Using Nuclear rose. Normally, that would be normal. During the Education Xtreme A-is-the-target Memory-tests period I studied about 18-20 Horrific Or Unbeareable Revising Sessions each day. At Maximum Output Sleep Time I slept 7 hours the night before Stupid Irritating Very Irrelevant Kerajaan-imposed Subject. I always Want It So Hard Every Day i could sleep more, it was something i wanted so bad. But now, I keep waking up too early. I tell myself i can go sleep until 11.30, and it would be fine. But noooooo, the exams has screwed with my Half Einstein AlreaDy. The hypothesis is: Repeated central interneurone bio-electrical impulses has hormonally stimulated my cerebellum to biologically alter. See? I even doubt my ability to continue speaking in English.

The next time you see me, i might Jargon Accented Blabber Bout Erratic Randomness about some Not Or Non Sensible Effectively No-use Sentence Evaluation you might not understand. Perhaps, i will fill my Wonderful Ordered Refined Defining Sequence with scientific terms until it is incomprehensible. I might suddenly replace Many Of Supposed Terms of my adjectives and nouns with words which stand for their meaning. By then, will I be able to keep a Buletin Linking of Online Gossip? I am losing it...

I need to find a cure. If at all Purely Only Sci-fi, Silly, Impossible, But Let's Estimate , I will require Has Everyone Loathed People. Where may I find relieve? The Government? Building 26? Mari Pergi Sunway Jalan?

The Enough Nuff saiD

Exam!

Ahh! Its exam season again... Should have guessed anyway. This post just to give myself a break. Just cant start studying so hardcore all of a sudden. I seemingly have no self discipline to do that sigh... What I have however is an exam-oriented jokes to suit the exam season:

Professor: When the air pressure on the outside is higher than the inside, why isn't it good to be inside?
Student: Because it sucks!

P.S. Im just really bored

Hari Sukan! Sports Day!

Hari Sukan! I went to the event just to bring my ice box for the poor Kelab Kebajikan. Never expected to do much except watch the stall for the Charity Club a.k.a Kelab Kebajikan. Probably chat around abit, watch some events, then go back.

Little did I know, that the mere act filling a bottle of water for the Kabjikan Kelab would lead me to so much more:

1. The icebox had not enough water
2. Jade asked me to fill the bottle with water
3. I decided to take the long way to the toilet just for fun
4. Walked in such a way I met some pengawas on the way
5. Decided to fill the water quickly
   

While on the way back to the stall, i met Puteri and Synna. Actually Synna was helping Puteri dress up as the Blue House Mascot. Then Puteri shouted something like "JIAN SHEN , CAN YOU BE THE BLUE HOUSE MASCOT? PLEASE?". I was shocked, I never thought about marching for the blue house let alone be the mascot?!

Next minute, Synna was tying a blue Toga around me. (Supposed to be Neptune, Greek God of the Sea) Any of the five things above could have change and I would have walked past Puteri. No mascot, no Toga, no Neptune Fork, no parading around the stadium wearing a blue crown.

1. The icebox could have been filled earlier
2. Jade could have asked anyone else to fill it up
3. Could have walked the shorter way
4. Could have walked any other way, and avoided alot of people
5. Could have took my time to fill up the bottle of water.

Mascot, not bad being one. Was ok, not the nightmare scenario I imagined. It was actually a wee bit fun. Haha, last year in Secondary schoola anyway, thats the year people say you should do all those things your never dared.
*I curently have no pictures of me as the mascot, didnt bring camera, and couldnt take any picture during the "parade" anyway. Please send some to me.

0407

Thanks everyone who wished me for my birthday! It meant the world to me! You guys are the best!