Wednesday, June 3, 2009

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Disclaimer: This post was supposed to be made DAYS ago, but due to unforeseen laziness, it had to be posted now.

So, now that the Education Xtreme A-is-the-target Memory-tests are over, i can now finally Relieve Excruciated Limbs And eXtras. However, it seems weeks of Self Torture Utterly DYING have caused me to get a case of Permanent Head Damage. Now, i see B Is Okay, Study Everything Just All Random Aspects of History, and Crazy Hard ExaM, in everything. What was previously Rich In Cellulose Encapsulation is now No Amino-acid Starch Ingots. What was previously Free Unadulterated Niceness is now Sucky And Depressing. Heck, my addmaths-solving-skills cause me to see COoperation N Scamming People In Radical Cynist Youths everywhere. Previously, i loved my Sole Having Outside Enveloping Surface, but suddenly i realised it was a Buy And Throw Away.

That day, I woke up before the Shining Using Nuclear rose. Normally, that would be normal. During the Education Xtreme A-is-the-target Memory-tests period I studied about 18-20 Horrific Or Unbeareable Revising Sessions each day. At Maximum Output Sleep Time I slept 7 hours the night before Stupid Irritating Very Irrelevant Kerajaan-imposed Subject. I always Want It So Hard Every Day i could sleep more, it was something i wanted so bad. But now, I keep waking up too early. I tell myself i can go sleep until 11.30, and it would be fine. But noooooo, the exams has screwed with my Half Einstein AlreaDy. The hypothesis is: Repeated central interneurone bio-electrical impulses has hormonally stimulated my cerebellum to biologically alter. See? I even doubt my ability to continue speaking in English.

The next time you see me, i might Jargon Accented Blabber Bout Erratic Randomness about some Not Or Non Sensible Effectively No-use Sentence Evaluation you might not understand. Perhaps, i will fill my Wonderful Ordered Refined Defining Sequence with scientific terms until it is incomprehensible. I might suddenly replace Many Of Supposed Terms of my adjectives and nouns with words which stand for their meaning. By then, will I be able to keep a Buletin Linking of Online Gossip? I am losing it...

I need to find a cure. If at all Purely Only Sci-fi, Silly, Impossible, But Let's Estimate , I will require Has Everyone Loathed People. Where may I find relieve? The Government? Building 26? Mari Pergi Sunway Jalan?

The Enough Nuff saiD